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When I Saw my Husband Make Heart Signs to Strangers I Just Snapped;

It was Supposed to be Our Special Finger Thing

2 min readMay 27, 2021

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When I Saw my Husband Make Heart Signs to Strangers I Just Snapped;

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The Haven

Learn the 3 Parts of the 3-Part Story Structure for Writing Non-Fiction in 3 Easy Steps

Hey, writer-person. Wanna be successful at writing non-fiction articles? Follow the time-tested way (invented by Plato) to write. Let’s…

2 min readMay 6, 2021

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Learn the 3 Parts of the 3-Part Story Structure for Writing Non-Fiction in 3 Easy Steps

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Writing Tips are a Con, a Scam, a Rip-off, and Whatever Else my Thesaurus Tells Me

Listen to Me Instead, Because I’m More Writerly-Like

3 min readApr 10, 2021

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Writing Tips are a Con, a Scam, a Rip-off, and Whatever Else my Thesaurus Tells Me

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The Haven

How Ikigai Helped me Become my Best Grave Robber Self

Finally, I have reached my true calling. I am the world’s most accomplished (and best loved) grave robber. I owe it all to the Japanese…

3 min readJan 19, 2021

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How Ikigai Helped me Become my Best Grave Robber Self

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Extra Newsfeed

Mahatma Delivers Half-Ton of Rice to ‘Dry Out’ Rioters’ Cell Phones Thrown into Potomac

Mahatma, “America’s Favorite Rice,” has confirmed that it has delivered 800, 20-lb. bags of Enriched Extra Long Grain White Rice to FBI…

2 min readJan 8, 2021

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Mahatma Delivers Half-Ton of Rice to ‘Dry Out’ Rioters’ Cell Phones Thrown into Potomac

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The Haven

An Updated List of Companies Who are Punishing Donald Trump

With Twitter, Facebook and Instagram silencing President Trump and Shopify taking his products off their website, other companies are…

1 min readJan 7, 2021

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An Updated List of Companies Who are Punishing Donald Trump

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The Haven

At Least I Didn’t Screw Up as Bad as Pandora

But I Still Shouldn’t Have Opened that Can of Worms

3 min readOct 27, 2020

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At Least I Didn’t Screw Up as Bad as Pandora

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Stop Anthropomorphizing Us Cuddly Critters Just So You Can Write a Poignant Story

Don’t force us to tell your kids the truth

3 min readOct 2, 2020

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Us Cuddly Critters Just So You Can Write a Poignant Story

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The Bigger Picture

If You’re Reading This, I’m Probably Dead — But Maybe Not

Hard to say for sure, because I’ve seen a top-secret report that could destroy the United States and they’re after me

4 min readSep 8, 2020

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If You’re Reading This, I’m Probably Dead — But Maybe Not

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Bob Marley Purposely Lied When He Sang ‘Every Little Thing Gonna Be Alright,’ Investigation Reveals

By Larry Kahaner

3 min readAug 3, 2020

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Bob Marley Purposely Lied When He Sang ‘Every Little Thing Gonna Be Alright,’ Investigation Reveals

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Larry Kahaner

Larry Kahaner

I have been a serious writer and journalist for decades. Now, I’m not — serious, that is. I also write about writing; it’s about the only thing I know.

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